Monday morning commute rage

[Gusington]

I'm gonna go pootle on over to Pop's house and pick up my daughter.

[bob48]

Safe pootling Gus.

[Staggerwing]

I must admit I have used the Okult windshield wiper tactic. It is quite satisfying.

The rear wiper of my old jeep was missing and the bit of hose from the wiper fluid reservoir faced backwards.
It actually had a nice arc when fired. Many times I wished I'd filled the attached bottle with my own urine... 8)

[Gusington]

^Absolutely genius. I like where this is going.

[LongBlade]

I knew of some guys who took that in the other direction: they cleaned up the window washing reservoir and filled it with gin & tonic. Then they strung surgical tubing from the ejection point through each of the side windows.

Mind you, that is *not* recommended for obvious reasons.