Alcohol can solve the problem

Started by besilarius, September 07, 2019, 12:59:21 PM

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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Tripoli

"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" -Abraham Lincoln

W8taminute

Some of my co-workers were saying that they use a large bucket filled mostly with water and a little bit of antifreeze.  The antifreeze prevents the bucket full of water from freezing during the cold months.  They suspend some sort of wooden stick across the top of the bucket that has some bait on it.  When the mouse/rat goes across the stick they somehow lose balance and fall into the bucket of water and drown.  I think they get somewhat intoxicated by the antifreeze which helps them not be able to swim out.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

RommelFox

I saw the title and thought that I could attest to the truth of it, but turns out the article is about rats and not personal problems  :dreamer:

Interesting device, does this mean the alley cats aren't working hard enough?
My ancient Egypt site:
Gods and Pharaohs

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

SirAndrewD

Quote from: RommelFox on September 07, 2019, 11:57:53 PM
I saw the title and thought that I could attest to the truth of it, but turns out the article is about rats and not personal problems  :dreamer:

Interesting device, does this mean the alley cats aren't working hard enough?

Ah, you ruined it.   

I was deliberately reading the thread without going to the initial article.  Made for some entertaining mental gymnastics with the tread title.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback