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Offline besilarius

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Offline Sir Slash

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Re: Christmas ornaments
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2019, 08:30:42 AM »
I BECOME a booze-filled ornament during the Christmas holidays.  O0
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Offline steve58

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Re: Christmas ornaments
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2019, 08:37:38 AM »
I BECOME a booze-filled ornament during the Christmas holidays.  O0

...and probably complete with a red light nose.  :))

I've always been partial to these things around the holidays.  Good stuff.

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Re: Christmas ornaments
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2019, 05:26:21 PM »
Santa, I been good this year. I been sooo good.  :D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.