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Offline Martok

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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #150 on: April 20, 2017, 04:08:50 AM »
I loved all the bar banners during 3/17..."Join us for St Patty's Day...sponsored by Bud Light...the beer of St patty's day"... Uhhhh, no.

Yeah, I saw those as well.  Definitely an eye-roll/facepalm moment when I did... 



If anything Bud light would be the equivalent of piss.

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^None of those you mentioned are actually beers.

You're not wrong.  However, I'll admit I have a major fondness/weakness for Dos Equis Amber, which I developed while working at the Mexican restaurant about a decade ago.  I discovered that -- for whatever reason -- a 12/24 oz. mug (poured from tap) goes down so smooth and easy that it's almost gone before I even realize it.  In all honesty, I could probably drink that stuff with every meal...you know, except for not wanting to become an alcoholic (and other related minor considerations).  :P 

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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #151 on: April 21, 2017, 04:57:05 PM »
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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Beer!!
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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #154 on: July 25, 2018, 05:26:05 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #155 on: July 26, 2018, 06:52:11 AM »
So for the hot days (although not really) for the summer Dogfishhead Sea Quench ale has become my go to.

And to grow the hair back on my chest some Arrogant Bastard in the evening.
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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #156 on: July 26, 2018, 06:53:20 AM »
And to grow the hair back on my chest some Arrogant Bastard in the evening.

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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #157 on: July 26, 2018, 08:58:37 AM »
Does it still say "you're not worthy" under the cap?

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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #158 on: July 26, 2018, 09:03:58 AM »
The most recent batch i got is canned so I couldn’t tell ya
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Re: Beer!!
« Reply #159 on: October 29, 2019, 05:17:38 AM »
This is why the authorities frown on Groghead musters.
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