Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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mirth

#525
August 02, 2018, 12:41:57 PM
the entire movie was a series of plot-convenience hacks
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#526
August 02, 2018, 12:49:26 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 02, 2018, 12:41:57 PM
the entire movie was a series of plot-convenience hacks

:pullhair:
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Sir Slash

#527
August 02, 2018, 01:16:47 PM
This movie had more hacks than a cat full of furrballs.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#528
August 02, 2018, 01:37:00 PM
Nerds. Nerds never change.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

#529
August 02, 2018, 01:48:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 02, 2018, 01:16:47 PM
This movie had more hacks than a cat Wookie full of furrballs.

Topically adjusted for better truth.


Quote from: Gusington on August 02, 2018, 01:37:00 PM
Nerds. Nerds never change.

Hey, I got that reference, sort of!  :D
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Gusington

#530
August 02, 2018, 01:54:57 PM
I would be much more afraid if you didn't.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

#531
August 02, 2018, 02:07:13 PM Last Edit: August 02, 2018, 02:09:30 PM by JasonPratt
Well, bleh, my gif failed.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Gusington

#532
August 02, 2018, 02:12:35 PM
Dorks. Dorks never change...
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

SirAndrewD

#533
August 02, 2018, 02:15:03 PM
Quote from: Gusington on August 02, 2018, 02:12:35 PM
Dorks. Dorks never change...

Geeks, however, do change.  We no longer bite the heads off of chickens for entertainment value.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

mirth

#534
August 02, 2018, 02:16:43 PM
Wait. When did that change?!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#535
August 02, 2018, 02:23:49 PM
Right after whiskey was invented.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#536
August 02, 2018, 02:32:16 PM
I usually chase the chicken heads with whiskey.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#537
August 02, 2018, 02:35:33 PM
Tasty and satisfying.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#538
August 02, 2018, 02:39:13 PM
Quite.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#539
August 02, 2018, 02:47:28 PM
Like the ashes of your enemies.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd
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