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undercovergeek

#60
September 21, 2013, 10:54:06 AM
Quote from: bob48 on September 21, 2013, 10:53:03 AM
..and for generating mega-farts!

but dont push

for gods sake dont push

bob48

#61
September 21, 2013, 11:01:19 AM
I can actually do what the French bloke used to do as a stage act and fart tunes........unfortunately, they all sound like 'The Flight of the Bumblebee'
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#62
September 21, 2013, 11:02:01 AM
Quote from: bob48 on September 21, 2013, 11:01:19 AM
I can actually do what the French bloke used to do as a stage act and fart tunes........unfortunately, they all sound like 'The Flight of the Bumblebee'

Monsieur Methane?

fine art indeed

bob48

#63
September 21, 2013, 11:04:13 AM
A bottom-blistering performer if there ever was one.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#64
September 21, 2013, 01:03:52 PM
It's how you jazz up mac & cheese: prosciutto + fresh chopped green onions

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#65
September 21, 2013, 07:10:24 PM
Quote from: bob48 on September 21, 2013, 10:53:03 AM
..and for generating mega-farts!

there's a fry pan in your future
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#66
September 21, 2013, 07:20:08 PM Last Edit: September 21, 2013, 07:21:42 PM by GDS_Starfury
We should all friends Bawbs wife on fb to inform her when he needs a beating.

Dear Ma'am were from the ministry of pans....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#67
September 21, 2013, 07:35:31 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 21, 2013, 07:20:08 PM
We should all friends Bawbs wife on fb to inform her when he needs a beating.

Dear Ma'am were from the ministry of pans....

it truly grieves up to inform you that we have detected an imminent Category 5 Flatulicane in your domicile.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#68
September 21, 2013, 07:40:36 PM
Its England Windy.  The ministry of flatulance informs the ministry of pans.  Protocol must be followed!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#69
September 22, 2013, 05:38:51 AM
Saturday's dinner:



Peppercorn and garlic crusted roast pork with sweet onion and rosemary gravy, roasted cauliflower with cumin seed, fennel seed and hot pepper flakes, roasted garden fresh beets.

bob48

#70
September 22, 2013, 05:55:16 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 21, 2013, 07:40:36 PM
Its England Windy.  The ministry of flatulance informs the ministry of pans.  Protocol must be followed!

Coffee spew!!!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#71
September 28, 2013, 09:25:58 PM
Tonight's menu - an Old Bay-seasoned lowcountry boil.  Everything in one pot; everything on one platter

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Bison

#72
September 28, 2013, 09:40:12 PM


BBQ chicken legs.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Martok

#73
September 30, 2013, 07:39:43 PM
That's some mighty fine-looking grub, gentlemen.  I salute you! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Martok

#74
September 30, 2013, 10:01:42 PM
Incidentally, my friends & I hit Brit's Pub in Minneapolis on Saturday after we left the Renaissance Festival.  I'd never been there before, but boy am I glad we went! 

I had this dish called Bangers and Mash, described in the menu as, "A right royal portion of our specially made banger sausages and mash with a traditional brown gravy over the top ".  Good lord, that stuff was amazing.  The sausages were a wonder of sweet but mildly spicy flavor-fulness, the onions were grilled & caramelized to perfection, and the mashed 'taters w/ gravy were honestly the best I've ever had -- seriously, it was like God himself made them. 


I can't f**king wait to go back. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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