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Epee1

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2012, 04:34:23 PM »
When I ate bacon, I liked slicing it myself.  I haven't eaten bacon in years.  (you knew I was gonna say that)

I do agree bacon is the best meat period.

You turn veggo or something???  :o

Nawww, but I'm 58, and can still do 70 good Marine style pushups in 1 minute.  It's called quality of life.  I keep a pretty strict diet and routine.  I'm only 10 pounds above my wrestling weight from high school and college.  Gotta stay in shape when the revolution starts, and I need to fight them thar Bolsheviks.  (kidding , no really I am, but not about the pushups)

Chicken and fish, with lots of veggies and oil supplements, THE GOOD kind of oil, ingested before you perverts jump in. lol

I could eat you guys under the table with junk food, but I just don't allow myself that luxury.  To many of my friends have issues now at my age because they did.

Anywho, I LOVE bacon, just don't eat it anymore.

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2012, 04:44:48 PM »
When I ate bacon, I liked slicing it myself.  I haven't eaten bacon in years.  (you knew I was gonna say that)

I do agree bacon is the best meat period.

You turn veggo or something???  :o

Nawww, but I'm 58, and can still do 70 good Marine style pushups in 1 minute.  It's called quality of life.  I keep a pretty strict diet and routine.  I'm only 10 pounds above my wrestling weight from high school and college.  Gotta stay in shape when the revolution starts, and I need to fight them thar Bolsheviks.  (kidding , no really I am, but not about the pushups)

Chicken and fish, with lots of veggies and oil supplements, THE GOOD kind of oil, ingested before you perverts jump in. lol

I could eat you guys under the table with junk food, but I just don't allow myself that luxury.  To many of my friends have issues now at my age because they did.

Anywho, I LOVE bacon, just don't eat it anymore.

That's a well-reasoned, articulate post.

But you still sound like a Commie to me.

Epee1

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2012, 07:05:55 PM »
COMMIE!  :o

Sabres at dawn, I fenced in college too.

(pretty funny LB)

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2012, 07:06:59 PM »
COMMIE!  :o

Sabres at dawn, I fenced in college too.

(pretty funny LB)

I've had a year of Kendo.

Not sure who, but one of us is going to get his butt kicked.

Epee1

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2012, 08:57:57 PM »
I look forward to the lesson Grasshopper.

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2012, 01:16:31 AM »

Bacon, boobs, and vodka.

That might be a holy trinity.

Replace vodka with beer, and I might be forced to agree. 






It's called quality of life. 

My quality of life would be greatly adversely affected if I couldn't eat bacon anymore!  It's bad enough to be sex-less; if I were bacon-less as well, I might just have to commit seppuku... 


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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2012, 05:37:29 AM »

Didn't the Civil War era soldiers eat some form of smoked bacon as part of their rations?

Martok, after three witches for wives (will have to work now till I drop), I would eat bacon again before getting involved with another "modern" woman. lol

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2012, 06:37:59 AM »
When I ate bacon, I liked slicing it myself.  I haven't eaten bacon in years.  (you knew I was gonna say that)

I do agree bacon is the best meat period.

You turn veggo or something???  :o

Nawww, but I'm 58, and can still do 70 good Marine style pushups in 1 minute.  It's called quality of life.  I keep a pretty strict diet and routine.  I'm only 10 pounds above my wrestling weight from high school and college.  Gotta stay in shape when the revolution starts, and I need to fight them thar Bolsheviks.  (kidding , no really I am, but not about the pushups)

Chicken and fish, with lots of veggies and oil supplements, THE GOOD kind of oil, ingested before you perverts jump in. lol

I could eat you guys under the table with junk food, but I just don't allow myself that luxury.  To many of my friends have issues now at my age because they did.

Anywho, I LOVE bacon, just don't eat it anymore.

My hat is off to you sir! <insert tipped hat smiley here>

I'm 48 and have begun a 'lifestyle change' regime so that I'll see 58.  Bacon is still on the roster, but, admittedly, I think that I've had it twice this year (I know it's only February) whereas previously it was a weekly- or twice weekly treat.
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2012, 01:42:51 PM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2012, 01:44:00 PM »
Bacon cake!!!  The best of both worlds!!!

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2012, 01:56:03 PM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2012, 01:57:17 PM »
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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2012, 01:58:46 PM »
A Wendy's "Grand Slam"

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Re: Bacon, the alpha and omega of meats
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2012, 12:07:47 PM »
OMG!!!  Are these the same guys that made a lasagna out of Big Macs and Whoppers???!!!  Oh the bacon....
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