Guten Tag

bawbs flying stache · March 23, 2015, 06:35:19 PM

Guten Tag meine fellow Vargamers.

Zere haff been rrrrruhhmors uff ze rivalry between me und meine face-magnet, "bob48." I haff declared meine Independence frrum Herr 48's ooppresshhhive skin und have gained a life uff meine own.

Du should all know, I haff zshhot down Bawb at least vivfteen times in ze Var, but each time he komink up like bad Pfennig. Our rivalry hast nein equal!

Herr bob48, meine bretheren cut downe by dur Shhhpitfire in ze Var shall be aven-ged! Vether zat ist in game of Varlock oder shome other game, ze 'stache shall vin again!!!

Staggerwing · March 23, 2015, 06:56:46 PM

"Houston, we have a problem... "

MetalDog · March 23, 2015, 06:57:58 PM

No we don't. I'll accept the Warlock challenge from bob's rogue facial hair!

bawbs flying stache · March 23, 2015, 07:10:42 PM

You zizzies just vait! Ash long ash ze dumkopf game does nnnot shtart me in ze verboten verdammt North Afrikan vastes, ze mustache shall take over ze Varlock vorld!!!

MetalDog · March 23, 2015, 07:13:49 PM

It can start you any where you'd like. You'll not get past me!!

bawbs flying stache · March 23, 2015, 07:20:47 PM

Und Bob48 too! Meine 'stache bretheren shall be aven-ged!

BanzaiCat · March 23, 2015, 07:21:14 PM

Jesus, we let anyone in here, don't we?

MetalDog · March 23, 2015, 07:24:33 PM

Quote from: bawbs flying stache on March 23, 2015, 07:20:47 PM
Und Bob48 too! Meine 'stache bretheren shall be aven-ged!

Any time you're ready.

undercovergeek · March 23, 2015, 07:27:26 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha - what?

:-\

Sir Slash · March 23, 2015, 09:59:59 PM

I'd be careful Metaldog. He looks pretty tough. And he sounds angry. And talks Smack. That's too much for me. A "Stache" with attitude! My God, what have we created here at Grogs. Back when I was young, I used to offer the girls "Moustache Rides" for free. Back then Staches were friendly and made people happy. Now they are threatening and speak bad German. Where did we go so wrong? :P

MetalDog · March 23, 2015, 10:35:10 PM

Quote from: Sir Slash on March 23, 2015, 09:59:59 PM
I'd be careful Metaldog. He looks pretty tough. And he sounds angry. And talks Smack. That's too much for me. A "Stache" with attitude! My God, what have we created here at Grogs. Back when I was young, I used to offer the girls "Moustache Rides" for free. Back then Staches were friendly and made people happy. Now they are threatening and speak bad German. Where did we go so wrong? :P

Geraldo Rivera?

Steelgrave · March 24, 2015, 06:49:45 AM

Quote from: MetalDog on March 23, 2015, 10:35:10 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 23, 2015, 09:59:59 PM
I'd be careful Metaldog. He looks pretty tough. And he sounds angry. And talks Smack. That's too much for me. A "Stache" with attitude! My God, what have we created here at Grogs. Back when I was young, I used to offer the girls "Moustache Rides" for free. Back then Staches were friendly and made people happy. Now they are threatening and speak bad German. Where did we go so wrong? :P

Geraldo Rivera?

LMAO!!! Now come clean the coffee spew from my keyboard, Dawg. ;D

Sir Slash · March 24, 2015, 09:37:54 AM

Gerrrraldo Riverrrra. You have to roll those R's.

bawbs flying stache · March 24, 2015, 10:31:46 AM

Heeerrrrrraldo's mustache iz not as luxurrrious und Vaterland-ish as meine!

Vhy hast Bob48 not answered meine challenge yet?

Veeeeeeeeeee are ze cham-peeeeee-ohhhnnns, meine FREEUUUUUNNNN-duhhh....

bob48 · March 24, 2015, 10:47:36 AM

I'm sorry, Bawb is not available right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, he'll get back to you.

Eventually.

Maybe.

or not, as the case may be.