Russia's War Against Ukraine

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JasonPratt

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 29, 2022, 12:00:45 AM
if Im posting something on this site its either funny, titties or germane to the thread its in.  sometimes I get the trifecta.  :bd:

New challenge set...?!?  :o :hide:
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Windigo

I can't recall the last time Star posted boobies.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

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Jarhead0331

Quote from: Windigo on November 29, 2022, 11:52:31 AM
I can't recall the last time Star posted boobies.

I was thinking the same thing. Is there a secret subforum I don't have access to? That would be twisted.  :knuppel2:
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JasonPratt

Heh, I didn't get the pun at first! Well played!

("German" for "germane")
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Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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bobarossa

Quote from: JasonPratt on November 29, 2022, 11:56:52 AM
Heh, I didn't get the pun at first! Well played!

("German" for "germane")
You are not alone  :wow:

Jarhead0331

Another long, but interesting discussion focusing on a number issues, including foreign prisoner of war exchanges, Russian conscription issues and whether the Russian military is being underestimated.

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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Windigo on November 29, 2022, 11:52:31 AM
I can't recall the last time Star posted boobies.

somewhere in this very thread Ive posted several hot Ukrainian women in the army.
theres also a video of two of them doing a pretty damn good job of singing.
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GDS_Starfury

#5409
its Himars o'clock!   <:-)
some russian  L:-) positions are about to be very very unhappy!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1597658020464721921

another

https://twitter.com/i/status/1597661980957245441
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al_infierno

Something about reading this headline just warms my heart.  "Finland Offers to Train Ukraine Soldiers in Winter Warfare Against Russia"

https://www.newsweek.com/finland-nato-niinisto-helsinki-training-weapons-ukraine-soldiers-1763166

Can't wait for the snow to start speaking Ukrainian!   :bd:
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Crossroads

#5411
Quote from: al_infierno on November 29, 2022, 07:36:15 PM
Something about reading this headline just warms my heart.  "Finland Offers to Train Ukraine Soldiers in Winter Warfare Against Russia"

https://www.newsweek.com/finland-nato-niinisto-helsinki-training-weapons-ukraine-soldiers-1763166

Can't wait for the snow to start speaking Ukrainian!   :bd:

Here's hoping a good measure of winter gear is being sent as well. M05 camo works amazingly well, while the star of this picture are the rubber boots with felt inner boots within. Would be literally worth their weight in gold in the muddy trenches we're seeing.



source https://twitter.com/kinnunen_kimmo/status/1595708371751301122

edit another picture by him because why not. The third guy in the picture is already quite hard to see.

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JasonPratt

I really like the 'fencing mask' option for camo and warmth. (And snow glare.) Didn't know those were a thing now!
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in chronological order. Lots and lots of order...

Dawn of Armageddon -- a narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse: The Hunt Begins: Insert Joke Here!

Survive Harder! In the grim darkness of the bowl there is only, um, Amazons. And tentacles and midgets. Not remotely what you're thinking! ...okay, maybe a little remotely.

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Crossroads

Quote from: JasonPratt on November 30, 2022, 08:32:00 AM
I really like the 'fencing mask' option for camo and warmth. (And snow glare.) Didn't know those were a thing now!

Like any northerner, I'd take -10C and snow any day before +5C and rain and mud, not to mention the November slush we now have in Helsinki.

Relevant to this topic, it is so important to keep dry, to eat warm food, to warm up while off-duty, something I'd assume Ukrainians handle better than (seemingly) orphaned mobiks in their little dug-outs. Hypothermia will get you even above freezing, unless you have the energy and know-how as how to handle yourself in the cold and the wet.

Good equipment helps too, layered clothing, thin gloves under heavier mittens, etc. And proper footwear, did I mention that  :bd:
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FarAway Sooner

Yeah.  It's the wet that kills you, even more than the cold.