Egypt's New Husband Last Rights Law

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besilarius

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May 02, 2012, 05:46:56 PM
I note that no one commented on the requirement to eat highly spiced pigeons, male fish with cream complete, and lightly fried rams eggs for two days before the sexual encounter.
Great sources of protein, but light on fruits and veggies.
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Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
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son_of_montfort

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May 02, 2012, 08:26:57 PM
Quote from: besilarius on May 02, 2012, 05:46:56 PM
I note that no one commented on the requirement to eat highly spiced pigeons, male fish with cream complete, and lightly fried rams eggs for two days before the sexual encounter.
Great sources of protein, but light on fruits and veggies.

Likely full of B-complex vitamins and Omega-3.

I just read the OP when this popped up to. Well... isn't... that... something...  :o
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eyebiter

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May 04, 2012, 06:04:20 PM Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 11:38:21 PM by eyebiter
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Staggerwing

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May 04, 2012, 07:58:00 PM
Quote from: eyebiter on May 04, 2012, 06:04:20 PM
(random Cold Ethyl reference)

Hey! I had that album (Welcome to my Nightmare) on vinyl back in the day. Classic shlocky Alice! Black Widow was the best cut w/ Vincent Price doing the intro. :D
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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