One for Metal Dog

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bayonetbrant

#60
October 14, 2014, 10:10:40 PM
^^

huzzah!
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bayonetbrant

#61
October 14, 2014, 10:14:19 PM
MetalDog kept whining at our puns
While we ignored him and continued the fun
His glee was restrained
As our humor barely contained
The carpool treble hoffa light by the ton
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#62
October 14, 2014, 10:30:11 PM
It's a fair start.  You'll get better with practice.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#63
October 14, 2014, 10:32:59 PM
you haven't.   :)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#64
October 14, 2014, 10:43:48 PM
If you expected improvement, you haven't been paying attention  ;D
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#65
October 14, 2014, 10:55:25 PM Last Edit: October 14, 2014, 10:58:42 PM by GDS_Starfury
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#66
October 15, 2014, 05:13:44 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 14, 2014, 10:30:11 PMIt's a fair start.  You'll get better with practice.

I was just throwing the dog a bone
Knowing full well my verses sink like a stone
I suck at limericks
Puns are much more schtick
And I'm not all that great at rhyming
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#67
October 15, 2014, 06:24:54 AM
Ok.  I laughed at that one :)


Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 10:55:25 PM
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.


I don't want any of you to change.  I was hoping by pointing out that limericks require much more thought, skill and intelligence to create than puns, that I was doing you all a service.  Noone wants their brain to become stagnant and unproductive.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#68
October 15, 2014, 06:28:12 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 15, 2014, 06:24:54 AM
Ok.  I laughed at that one :)


Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 14, 2014, 10:55:25 PM
the same could be said for your expected change in the rest of us.
using Windy's scientific database it's been proved that pun are the creations of the highly intelligent element of society.


I don't want any of you to change.  I was hoping by pointing out that limericks require much more thought, skill and intelligence to create than puns, that I was doing you all a service.  Noone wants their brain to become stagnant and unproductive.

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bob48

#69
October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#70
October 15, 2014, 06:52:15 AM
Puns are awesome sauce
MetalDog does not like them
Haiku can be fun

Steelgrave

#71
October 15, 2014, 07:13:21 AM
Quote from: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.

LMAO!!! Nice one, Bawb   ;D

LongBlade

#72
October 15, 2014, 07:28:31 AM
Quote from: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,

He lives in Alabama. I wouldn't take that bet.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#73
October 15, 2014, 02:18:42 PM
Quote from: bob48 on October 15, 2014, 06:34:29 AM
I feel safe when I do a pun,
'cause I know MD aint got a gun,
So continue I will,
As I aint had my fill,
And my work here is not yet done.
Pun-master AND poet!  Is there anything this man can't do (besides duck)?  :D 

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Barthheart

#74
October 21, 2014, 08:17:26 AM
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