One for Metal Dog

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JasonPratt

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Martok

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Staggerwing

^Baked by Keebler Goblins, no doubt.
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bayonetbrant

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MetalDog

There's not much more that sucks than a pun sneaking up on you and making you chuckle. :P
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GDS_Starfury

you've already been assimilated.  its a fact of life you chose to ignore.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

Bawb had you at moustache.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 15, 2014, 12:15:01 AM
you've already been assimilated.  its a fact of life you chose to ignore.

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 15, 2014, 12:16:05 AM
Bawb had you at moustache.

Don't confuse my moment of weakness with your predeliction for mustache rides.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

In Star's defense, though, who doesn't like a mustache ride?

bob48

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MetalDog

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 15, 2014, 07:21:32 AM
In Star's defense, though, who doesn't like a mustache ride?

I guess I wasn't clear, he likes getting them, not giving them ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

^ Goodness, MD. I thought that was inferred. I certainly do not wish a mangina to tickle my pink and round parts. Unless it's on Halle Berry, then that's okay.

MetalDog

Is Halle Berry your out card with your wife?  You know, the woman, who if she knocks on your door and says, 'Plook me now you savage rascal,' that you get to do just that and your wife is ok with it?  Mine was Selma Hayek.  My ex's was Jon Bon Jovi.  And her ex boyfriend.  Guess which one showed...
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.