One for Metal Dog

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BanzaiCat

#240
January 16, 2015, 02:00:06 PM

BanzaiCat

#241
January 16, 2015, 02:03:11 PM

GDS_Starfury

#242
January 16, 2015, 03:23:16 PM
In a moment of cruelty this morning I texted MD a pun.  Good thing he wasnt driving.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#243
January 16, 2015, 06:10:56 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 03:23:16 PM
In a moment of cruelty this morning I texted MD a pun.  Good thing he wasnt driving.

Confessions of a Groginatti.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#244
January 16, 2015, 07:26:20 PM
The punchline was, a kid nap.  The worst part is, I kept waiting for more.  Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#245
January 16, 2015, 11:09:53 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 16, 2015, 07:26:20 PM
Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.

Yes indeed.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart

#246
January 22, 2015, 07:44:38 AM

Martok

#247
January 27, 2015, 05:53:08 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on January 16, 2015, 07:26:20 PM
Like puns are my punishment for understanding English.
I feel your pain, brother. 

(Also, sigged.  Very well stated!) 

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bayonetbrant

#248
February 05, 2015, 01:54:29 PM
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bayonetbrant

#249
February 09, 2015, 09:48:24 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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bayonetbrant

#250
February 14, 2015, 05:09:57 PM
At the pub today



sent on-the-go with Tapatalk. please forgive typos and brevity.

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#251
February 20, 2015, 04:32:54 PM
^  See now, that's clever enough I can not only forgive it, but actually admire it.  :) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#252
February 23, 2015, 01:25:43 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#253
February 23, 2015, 01:52:05 PM

bayonetbrant

#254
February 25, 2015, 07:42:09 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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