One for Metal Dog

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GDS_Starfury

#345
April 05, 2015, 07:03:52 PM
look at the dates.
considering how people dressed themselves back then the beer is the least of their problems.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Arctic Blast

#346
April 05, 2015, 07:13:36 PM
I have a hard time believing that anyone strongly desired a product of Milwaukee, even in the 60's.

GDS_Starfury

#347
April 05, 2015, 07:30:40 PM
look at vintage Windy:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#348
April 05, 2015, 07:32:08 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:30:40 PM
look at vintage Windy:



Back when Milwaukee was part of Canada.
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#349
April 07, 2015, 09:58:27 AM
holy shit... a walking button mushroom
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#350
April 20, 2015, 05:25:28 AM
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LongBlade

#351
April 20, 2015, 05:37:59 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 20, 2015, 05:25:28 AM


MD deserves this after the Charisma quip he made in the other thread.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#352
April 20, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
It didn't used to be that way.  It used to be Dexterity.  After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.  It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#353
April 20, 2015, 06:33:48 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
It didn't used to be that way.  It used to be Dexterity.  After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.  It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.

"Attack?"

We're trying to free your soul!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#354
April 20, 2015, 07:17:50 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on April 20, 2015, 05:57:38 AM
After 2nd Edition, they changed it to Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom and Charisma.  It don't see where that warrants a pun attack on me.

Oooo!

Oooo!

"Things you say to your date when you don't want to get laid!"

JasonPratt

#355
April 20, 2015, 08:45:51 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 20, 2015, 07:17:50 AM
Oooo!

Oooo!

"Things you say to your date when you don't want to get laid!"

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Barthheart

#356
April 20, 2015, 01:00:34 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns.....  ;)

Steelgrave

#357
April 20, 2015, 05:38:18 PM

Steelgrave

#358
April 20, 2015, 05:39:23 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on April 20, 2015, 01:00:34 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns.....  ;)



And that's just....wicked good!!!  (We need a drooling wolf's head smiley....but it would be overused!)

MetalDog

#359
April 20, 2015, 07:09:14 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on April 20, 2015, 01:00:34 PM
Bet ya he won't complain about these puns.....  ;)



While it looks great on her, it would look better on the floor. :)
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