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Windigo

#480
July 10, 2015, 01:42:05 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on July 09, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
I just figured it was diarrhea of the brain.
That's a shitty diagnosis, too corny for me.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#481
July 10, 2015, 09:24:17 AM
Still, Windy, there are nuggets of truth to that statement.

LongBlade

#482
July 10, 2015, 09:56:26 AM
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#483
July 10, 2015, 10:03:06 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 10, 2015, 09:56:26 AM
Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

Don't pooh-pooh it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#484
July 10, 2015, 10:09:21 AM
We should just log this thread and then dump it - wipe it away.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#485
July 10, 2015, 10:13:30 AM
Quote from: bob48 on July 10, 2015, 10:09:21 AM
We should just log this thread and then dump it - wipe it away.

Sanitize it?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#486
July 10, 2015, 10:36:38 AM
This thread is flush with win.

MetalDog

#487
July 10, 2015, 07:51:06 PM
Thank you for proving my point, gentlemen.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#488
July 10, 2015, 07:55:20 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#489
July 10, 2015, 09:24:01 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on July 10, 2015, 07:51:06 PM
Thank you for proving my point, gentlemen.

Any thing to a commode ate you.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#490
July 10, 2015, 09:29:10 PM
Urinal our thoughts.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#491
July 10, 2015, 10:14:13 PM
MD is probably pooped after going through so many puns.

Staggerwing

#492
July 10, 2015, 10:15:59 PM
Puts him in a defecate position
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#493
July 10, 2015, 10:17:39 PM
Come on, guys. Don't piss away a good chance to get a handle on some zingers here.

Like how much you play with your ball cock every time you use your toilet. ADMIT IT. We all do.

Staggerwing

#494
July 10, 2015, 10:35:33 PM
Only when there is alcohol involved.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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