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MetalDog

#870
January 19, 2016, 06:39:49 PM
My grandfather used to say about pelicans, "...his beak can hold more than his belly can."
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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Sir Slash

#871
January 19, 2016, 07:31:54 PM
I heard it this way, "A marvelous bird is the Pelican. His mouth can hold more than his belly can. In his beak, he can hold enough food for a week. And I don't know how the hell he can". You also can throw in a raw word or two if you like. Sorry to break the Pun Train.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#872
January 19, 2016, 11:21:31 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#873
January 20, 2016, 07:21:45 AM

bayonetbrant

#874
January 20, 2016, 05:19:19 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#875
January 20, 2016, 07:04:31 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#876
January 20, 2016, 07:23:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#877
January 20, 2016, 07:25:10 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#878
January 21, 2016, 03:51:55 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 20, 2016, 05:19:19 PM

<slow clap>

Bravo to whoever came up with that one. 

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bayonetbrant

#879
January 25, 2016, 10:30:15 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#880
January 27, 2016, 04:22:09 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#881
January 27, 2016, 04:22:58 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#882
January 27, 2016, 11:31:22 PM
Heh.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#883
January 28, 2016, 12:44:59 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#884
January 28, 2016, 12:48:44 PM
Disturbing and vulgarly hilarious.
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