One for Metal Dog

Started by bayonetbrant, September 08, 2014, 05:29:52 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

BanzaiCat

We'd never steer MD wrong!

It would behoof him to get on board with the Pun Express and mooooooove along with the rest of us.


LongBlade

We're going to have to prod him back in here to read these.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

I don't usually like them, but, I appreciate the effort you guys put in to dreaming these up/searching the internet for them.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Maybe you need to switch to non-calffeinated drinks. It might improve your sense of humor.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

That's veally a good suggestion.

MetalDog

The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

Oh please. We all know you gobble up these puns.  ;)

bob48

I bet he tells you to pluck 0ff.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

Must we switch to turkey puns? I wasn't done milking the cow puns yet.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Wattle we pun about after that?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on March 03, 2016, 07:57:48 AM
Wattle we pun about after that?

That might be the best turkey pun I feather seen.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

You all snood be ashamed of yourselves.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

So now OTHER languages are fair game?!  Your evil knows no bounds!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

he is working on other languages, but the project is still in its infancy.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!