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#1050
March 12, 2016, 07:34:39 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#1051
March 12, 2016, 07:35:41 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#1052
March 12, 2016, 08:26:07 PM
figures you would find cock pot pie....   ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#1053
March 14, 2016, 07:01:07 AM

bayonetbrant

#1054
March 14, 2016, 07:59:17 AM
{groan}
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Airborne Rifles

#1055
March 14, 2016, 06:55:23 PM


Happy pi day. Hope you celebrate by eating pie as I do.

LongBlade

#1056
March 14, 2016, 07:27:55 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on March 14, 2016, 06:55:23 PM


Happy pi day. Hope you celebrate by eating pie as I do.

That made me laugh :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#1057
March 14, 2016, 07:41:55 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#1058
March 15, 2016, 05:56:53 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#1059
March 15, 2016, 05:58:45 AM
Booooo
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

avrotim

#1060
March 15, 2016, 03:45:38 PM
currently working on: Crowbar, Thunder in the East, Attack of the 50 Ft Colossi
Currently building: nothing

mirth

#1061
March 15, 2016, 03:46:37 PM
^nice!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#1062
March 15, 2016, 03:56:27 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1063
March 15, 2016, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 03, 2016, 06:59:43 AM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)

I thought it was your low selfesteem
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

#1064
March 15, 2016, 06:05:25 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 15, 2016, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 03, 2016, 06:59:43 AM
The fact that I hang around with you turkeys should prove my sense of humor right there ;)

I thought it was your low selfesteem

Po tay toe, po tah toe
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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