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Staggerwing

#2280
May 30, 2017, 07:50:52 PM
*snort*
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#2281
May 31, 2017, 05:13:22 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#2282
May 31, 2017, 11:46:52 AM

mirth

#2283
May 31, 2017, 11:48:08 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#2284
May 31, 2017, 05:25:23 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#2285
May 31, 2017, 06:14:14 PM
^Carol Cleveland is the unsung member of Monty Python.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#2286
May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#2287
May 31, 2017, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PMI am a Lumberjack and I don't care.

no one jacks his lumber like Mirth

[yt]https://youtu.be/A52p9jc-gOo[/yt]
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#2288
May 31, 2017, 07:38:05 PM
And no one knows it like Brant.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#2289
May 31, 2017, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.


And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#2290
May 31, 2017, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.


And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?

You'll find out soon enough.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#2291
May 31, 2017, 10:35:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 31, 2017, 09:07:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 31, 2017, 06:55:25 PM
MD can kiss my sweet white French ass. I am a Lumberjack and I don't care.


And you have suspendies and a bra to prove it, don't you?

You'll find out soon enough.


It's not too late to call the hotel.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#2292
June 01, 2017, 08:59:11 AM

mirth

#2293
June 01, 2017, 09:21:09 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#2294
June 01, 2017, 11:10:50 AM
ooooh



uber dad joke right there
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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