Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?

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Gusington

#480
May 26, 2018, 10:24:42 AM
Yes to all. And I got Windy's nose. Ha!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#481
May 29, 2018, 10:23:23 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#482
June 05, 2018, 03:55:05 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#483
June 05, 2018, 04:38:33 PM
Thank goodness. I feel safe now.  :hide:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Gusington

#484
June 05, 2018, 04:54:36 PM
 :o
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#485
June 05, 2018, 09:43:25 PM
I just hope they all three don't get drunk and start showing us their tattoos. I think I would prefer to be nuked instead.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#486
June 06, 2018, 08:32:59 AM
Maybe Kim will get his nose pierced.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#487
June 06, 2018, 11:30:33 AM
Sending Milani would do better. I'd disarm to her.  :smitten:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

#488
June 06, 2018, 02:00:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on June 06, 2018, 11:30:33 AM
Sending Milani would do better. I'd disrobe to her.  :smitten:

Ftfy
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

GDS_Starfury

#489
June 07, 2018, 11:48:29 PM
you realize that at some point she did actually fuck trump right?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#490
June 08, 2018, 04:27:52 AM
There was nothing right about it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#491
June 08, 2018, 08:38:15 AM
It couldn't have lasted more than 15 seconds. I'm willing to overlook it.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#492
June 08, 2018, 11:11:36 AM
I would share Milani with Trump. I would NOT share Trump with Milani. Just me though.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#493
June 08, 2018, 12:07:55 PM
 :o

wut
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

OJsDad

#494
June 08, 2018, 12:21:04 PM
Someone's off their meds.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.
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