Guten Tag meine fellow Vargamers.
Zere haff been rrrrruhhmors uff ze rivalry between me und meine face-magnet, "bob48." I haff declared meine Independence frrum Herr 48's ooppresshhhive skin und have gained a life uff meine own.
Du should all know, I haff zshhot down Bawb at least vivfteen times in ze Var, but each time he komink up like bad Pfennig. Our rivalry hast nein equal!
Herr bob48, meine bretheren cut downe by dur Shhhpitfire in ze Var shall be aven-ged! Vether zat ist in game of Varlock oder shome other game, ze 'stache shall vin again!!!
"Houston, we have a problem... "
No we don't. I'll accept the Warlock challenge from bob's rogue facial hair!
You zizzies just vait! Ash long ash ze dumkopf game does nnnot shtart me in ze verboten verdammt North Afrikan vastes, ze mustache shall take over ze Varlock vorld!!!
It can start you any where you'd like. You'll not get past me!!
Und Bob48 too! Meine 'stache bretheren shall be aven-ged!
Jesus, we let anyone in here, don't we?
Quote from: bawbs flying stache on March 23, 2015, 07:20:47 PM
Und Bob48 too! Meine 'stache bretheren shall be aven-ged!
Any time you're ready.
hahahahahahahahahaha - what?
:-\
I'd be careful Metaldog. He looks pretty tough. And he sounds angry. And talks Smack. That's too much for me. A "Stache" with attitude! My God, what have we created here at Grogs. Back when I was young, I used to offer the girls "Moustache Rides" for free. Back then Staches were friendly and made people happy. Now they are threatening and speak bad German. Where did we go so wrong? :P
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 23, 2015, 09:59:59 PM
I'd be careful Metaldog. He looks pretty tough. And he sounds angry. And talks Smack. That's too much for me. A "Stache" with attitude! My God, what have we created here at Grogs. Back when I was young, I used to offer the girls "Moustache Rides" for free. Back then Staches were friendly and made people happy. Now they are threatening and speak bad German. Where did we go so wrong? :P
Geraldo Rivera?
Quote from: MetalDog on March 23, 2015, 10:35:10 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 23, 2015, 09:59:59 PM
I'd be careful Metaldog. He looks pretty tough. And he sounds angry. And talks Smack. That's too much for me. A "Stache" with attitude! My God, what have we created here at Grogs. Back when I was young, I used to offer the girls "Moustache Rides" for free. Back then Staches were friendly and made people happy. Now they are threatening and speak bad German. Where did we go so wrong? :P
Geraldo Rivera?
LMAO!!! Now come clean the coffee spew from my keyboard, Dawg. ;D
Gerrrraldo Riverrrra. You have to roll those R's.
Heeerrrrrraldo's mustache iz not as luxurrrious und Vaterland-ish as meine!
Vhy hast Bob48 not answered meine challenge yet?
Veeeeeeeeeee are ze cham-peeeeee-ohhhnnns, meine FREEUUUUUNNNN-duhhh....
I'm sorry, Bawb is not available right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, he'll get back to you.
Eventually.
Maybe.
or not, as the case may be.
Come out and fight, yer little bugger! I have a lawn strimmer and I'm not afraid to use it :knuppel2:
Herr Bawb.
Shhho. Ve meet again, eh?
Perrrhaps du does not remember, ve used to light up der Sky vith our dogfighting antics. Und you sent zhho many uff meine Kameraden du a grrrrave. Vas uppen vit das?
Uff course, du vas unablest tu shooten meine downen!
Ist du shtill flyink fur das RAF (Rrrroyal Arschloch Funkenheaden)?
I swore an oath on my grandmothers beard that I would one day trim you down to size.
Du Oma's beard? Vhere du du tink I am gettink such lushhhtrus, long, blonden Locks?
Ich am du Bruder! BUT Ich am independenten now!
HAIR BRUDER!
And I get crap for my posts ::)
^^No, its grown too long - I can only foresee a parting of the ways.
I'll just have to find another way of sieving the croutons out of my soup.
Quote from: mirth on March 24, 2015, 04:21:46 PM
And I get crap for my posts ::)
No. Du posts are liken Ambrosia tu lost shouls, searchink endenlessly fur deine Reason uf Life.
I haff not learned more about der Fleshenlighten or der manlove den frum das posten, Herr Mirthen.
Somehow I don't think you need me to teach you those lessons, Herr Stache.
You vould be korrekt, Herr Caligula.
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maybe we can get Bawb's stache his own TV show
I declare Centurion's Flying Bawbstaches to have won the Internet for the day.
Selah.
Jim
I'll second that. O0
That man sure knows how to grow a Stache. And he makes wearing it look so easy. :P