Mirth - Your Prayers have Been Answered

mirth · July 13, 2012, 09:53:06 AM

Quote from: LongBlade on July 13, 2012, 09:50:01 AM
And that includes the calculation that I would be able to dazzle them with my scintillating knowledge of history and wargaming.

I've yet to have that work with 20-something chicks.

Gusington · July 13, 2012, 09:54:57 AM

^You're missing nothing. They are all morons, even if they are hawt and I want to bounce quarters off all of their asses.

MetalDog · July 13, 2012, 07:15:01 PM

Gus, if I didn't know of your legendary devotion to The Wife, I would say the above post sounds like a man who tried and was shot down. Just sayin' ;-)

bayonetbrant · July 13, 2012, 08:11:13 PM

Quote from: Gusington on July 13, 2012, 09:54:57 AM^You're missing nothing. They are all morons, even if they are hawt and I want to bounce quarters off all of their asses.

Arctic Blast · July 13, 2012, 11:24:28 PM

Quote from: Gusington on July 13, 2012, 09:54:57 AM
^You're missing nothing. They are all morons, even if they are hawt and I want to bounce quarters off all of their asses.

Just a piece of advice : if you stopped throwing coins at their asses, they might not hate you.

Centurion40 · July 13, 2012, 11:48:11 PM

Quote from: Gusington on July 13, 2012, 09:54:57 AM
^You're missing nothing. They are all morons, even if they are hawt and I want to bounce quarters off all of their asses.

Truer words have never been spoken.

+7 to Gus.

Centurion40 · July 13, 2012, 11:48:58 PM

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 13, 2012, 08:11:13 PM
Quote from: Gusington on July 13, 2012, 09:54:57 AM^You're missing nothing. They are all morons, even if they are hawt and I want to bounce quarters off all of their asses.

Awesome, awesome smiley.

+8 to brant.

Centurion40 · July 13, 2012, 11:49:51 PM

Quote from: MetalDog on July 13, 2012, 07:15:01 PM
Gus, if I didn't know of your legendary devotion to The Wife, I would say the above post sounds like a man who tried and was shot down. Just sayin' ;-)

I'd say that it is pure observation.

Gusington · July 16, 2012, 09:17:56 AM

^In real life I am really shy and it would take quite a lot of drink for me to start throwing quarters. Plus The Wife's ass aint bad and I get to throw quarters there so...

mirth · July 16, 2012, 09:19:18 AM

Quote from: Gusington on July 16, 2012, 09:17:56 AM
^In real life I am really shy and it would take quite a lot of drink for me to start throwing quarters. Plus The Wife's ass aint bad and I get to throw quarters there so...

Does she keep the quarters? Or do they go into some kind of savings account?

Gusington · July 16, 2012, 09:22:29 AM

Savings of course. She is The Wife, after all.

mirth · July 16, 2012, 09:54:43 AM

^Well you at least you guys have a retirement fund.

Gusington · July 17, 2012, 09:54:50 AM

A retirement fund is almost as good as some ass to bounce quarters off of. That's at age 38. At 58 I may feel different.

mirth · July 17, 2012, 10:00:19 AM

Quote from: Gusington on July 17, 2012, 09:54:50 AM
A retirement fund is almost as good as some ass to bounce quarters off of. That's at age 38. At 58 I may feel different.

Yeah, at 58 it will be all ass bouncing quarters.

Gusington · July 17, 2012, 10:16:59 AM

*shudder* I will do my best to curb that