"So God made a Dog"

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Martok

July 03, 2013, 11:46:42 PM
http://youtu.be/lJ7AfSO2fKs


Dog-lovers should enjoy this one.  It's a riff off of Dodge Ram Trucks' popular "So God made a Farmer" commercial, but it's pretty good. 

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Steelgrave

#1
July 03, 2013, 11:58:06 PM
^You know the difference between cats and dogs?

You feed a dog, you love a dog, you take care of a dog, the dog looks at you and says to itself, "Wow, you must be God"!

You feed a cat, you love a cat, you take care of a cat, the cat looks at you and says to itself, "Wow, I must be God"!

Explains a lot, doesn't it?   ;D


Staggerwing

#2
July 04, 2013, 06:32:05 AM
Having a dog is like being married unto death. Having a cat is like having a roommate who doesn't cook, clean, or chip in for groceries yet doesn't nag you about your bad habits and still keeps you entertained enough not to resent the freeloading.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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GDS_Starfury

#3
July 04, 2013, 08:27:14 AM
that is a very good analogy.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#4
July 04, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
Cats don't have owners. they have staff.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#5
July 04, 2013, 09:33:00 AM
depends on the cat.  mine was very dog like.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

airboy

#6
July 04, 2013, 10:59:12 AM
Thanks for sharing this.  My wife and I loved it.  I sent it to all of my buddies who have dogs.

Steelgrave

#7
July 04, 2013, 12:26:13 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 04, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
Cats don't have owners. they have staff.

+1 LMAO

Windigo

#8
July 04, 2013, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 04, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
Cats don't have owners. they have staff.

staff that will never hump your leg
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek

#9
July 04, 2013, 02:54:12 PM
Quote from: Windigo on July 04, 2013, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 04, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
Cats don't have owners. they have staff.

staff that will never hump your leg

ive never humped a cat or dogs leg windy - i dunno about you

Windigo

#10
July 04, 2013, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 04, 2013, 02:54:12 PM
Quote from: Windigo on July 04, 2013, 02:33:36 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 04, 2013, 09:04:12 AM
Cats don't have owners. they have staff.

staff that will never hump your leg

ive never humped a cat or dogs leg windy - i dunno about you

you staff?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek

#11
July 04, 2013, 03:30:57 PM
in terms of the joke yeah
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