The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[Gusington]

The Wife reports it is snowing at home today.

[mirth]

She wants you to go home and warm her up.

[Gusington]

Pfft you're a comedian.

[Sir Slash]

Yes, be careful when they start wanting you to come home during the day. They either want help re-modeling or they've taken-out a new, and very big, Life Insurance Policy on you. Not sure which is worse.

[GDS_Starfury]

can a big life insurance policy apply to Gus?

[mirth]

You claim a goat as a life partner, so anything's possible.

[Sir Slash]

I'm sure NO amount of insurance could cover what Gus' is really worth. That would be Ft. Knox-sized.

[mirth]

Awww....

[Gusington]

I tell my daughters all the time that I am worth more dead than alive. They don't like that. The Wife giggles.

[mirth]

TEEHEE

[Gusington]

Just like that.

[OJsDad]

All wives giggle at that. 

[Gusington]

Oh. Well thanks for crushing that last bit that made me feel special.

[OJsDad]

I meant to add when they're talking about their husbands being worth more dead than alive. 

[Gusington]

No need, that was clearly and suitably understood by all here.