The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Gusington

#525
December 20, 2017, 01:51:08 PM
Many issues are lurking out there.

I really want to meet your dog, Commander...we would have a lot to discuss, beyond just the obvious testicle chat.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#526
December 20, 2017, 01:53:33 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 20, 2017, 11:39:25 AM
I want to hibernate... Until at least March  :hide:

You and Toonces both.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#527
December 20, 2017, 04:00:39 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#528
December 20, 2017, 04:22:38 PM
I hate it when I forget my spicket.....  :idiot2:

Staggerwing

#529
December 20, 2017, 07:19:27 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on December 20, 2017, 04:22:38 PM
I hate it when I forget my spicket.....  :idiot2:

Is that like a small spittoon? Sure wouldn't want to leave that outside. Think of the poor carpet...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#530
December 21, 2017, 11:17:47 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#531
December 21, 2017, 11:22:05 AM
Lucky dog.  Getting a white Christmas
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#532
December 21, 2017, 11:23:22 AM
I'm supposed to drive to my family's place on Christmas Day. Doesn't look like that is going to happen.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#533
December 21, 2017, 11:24:06 AM
My kids are gonna be bummed.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#534
December 21, 2017, 11:31:57 AM
I can understand that.  Being stuck with you in a snow storm on Christmas.  :peace:
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#535
December 21, 2017, 11:32:54 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on December 21, 2017, 11:31:57 AM
I can understand that.  Being stuck with you in a snow storm on Christmas.  :peace:

Those poor kids
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

trailrunner

#536
December 21, 2017, 11:53:19 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 21, 2017, 11:24:06 AM
My kids are gonna be bummed.

Go out and buy them more presents.

mirth

#537
December 21, 2017, 11:54:14 AM
Quote from: trailrunner on December 21, 2017, 11:53:19 AM
Quote from: mirth on December 21, 2017, 11:24:06 AM
My kids are gonna be bummed.

Go out and buy them more presents.

I'm sure that's what they'll be thinking too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#538
December 21, 2017, 11:55:04 AM
Quickly before it starts snowing!!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#539
December 21, 2017, 12:25:01 PM
Rent, "The Shining" and show it to 'em. That'll get them off your back for a little while.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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