The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[Barthheart]

I'll take snow and cold over hurricanes every time....

[mirth]

I'll take snow and cold over hurricanes every time....

+1

[Toonces]

It's no joke out there this morning.  The radio in my Impreza wouldn't work for about 2 minutes while the car warmed up a bit this morning.  I've never seen that happen before.

[mirth]

It's no joke out there this morning.  The radio in my Impreza wouldn't work for about 2 minutes while the car warmed up a bit this morning.  I've never seen that happen before.

Did you put Uggs on the Impreza?

[Toonces]

Now why didn't I think of that?  Brilliant! 

[Gusington]

A new level for The Commander to aspire to!

Don't even joke about dogs, snow and cold weather until you flicked a couple of peecicles off of some doggie weiners. That is hardcore. Literally.

But this is prime dog shit cleanup weather. All shit loses its stench and is rock solid for easy cleanup, no matter it's  original state. My prime dog shit harvesting season arrives next month when the in-laws flee to Hawaii for two months and we take in their 145 pound Rottweiler for two months, in addition to our own 100 pound clown dog.

YAY

[Sir Slash]

How do cats do in the cold? Do they just hold their shit until spring?

[trailrunner]

How do cats do in the cold? Do they just hold their shit until spring?

Cats aren't dumb like dogs.  They demand a litter box inside the nice warm house.

[Gusington]

^But then your house smells like...cat crap.

Just took The Dog on a 1/2 hour walk with MiniGus #1. It's 18 degrees F. Drinking beer to come back to earth.

[mirth]

What beer?

[Gusington]

Why, Southern Tier's Old Man Winter, of course.

[mirth]

7.5% nice  O0

[Gusington]

Indubitably :)

[Staggerwing]

Dogfishhead 90 minute IPA here in the Staggerheim.

[mirth]

9% is hefty