The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Gusington

#945
January 08, 2018, 01:17:09 PM
And to think we still have February to look forward to! What wonders await?
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mirth

#946
January 08, 2018, 01:43:17 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#947
January 08, 2018, 01:57:23 PM
Quote from: mirth on January 08, 2018, 11:37:51 AM
https://twitter.com/ericfisher/status/950404462358794241
Yikes.  I sure hope Toonces hasn't gone all Jack Torrance on anyone. 

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GDS_Starfury

#948
January 08, 2018, 03:18:30 PM
Working on set today with the bay doors open and in shorts.  8)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#949
January 08, 2018, 03:38:24 PM
We've got a heat wave here. It's up to 45 right now
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OJsDad

#950
January 08, 2018, 03:44:14 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 08, 2018, 03:18:30 PM
Working on set today with the bay doors open and in shorts.  8)

Big deal.  I was working last week in shorts.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Emeraldlis

#951
January 08, 2018, 04:11:25 PM
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

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Sir Slash

#952
January 08, 2018, 04:12:42 PM
I used to work in shorts. But the Boss kept making me put my pants back on. Jealous I imagine.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

trailrunner

#953
January 08, 2018, 04:33:30 PM
Quote from: Gusington on January 08, 2018, 01:17:09 PM
And to think we still have February to look forward to! What wonders await?

It's all going to be up to Punxsutawney Phil.

Toonces

#954
January 08, 2018, 04:53:29 PM
The day before yesterday I looked outside and Narragansett Bay was frozen over.  I've only been here 3 years, but that's never happened since I've been here.  I snapped a picture, but I'm too lazy to upload it right now.
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OJsDad

#955
January 08, 2018, 04:56:45 PM
Quote from: Toonces on January 08, 2018, 04:53:29 PM
The day before yesterday I looked outside and Narragansett Bay was frozen over.  I've only been here 3 years, but that's never happened since I've been here.  I snapped a picture, but I'm too lazy depressed to upload it right now.

FTFY  :bd:
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#956
January 09, 2018, 07:39:16 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#957
January 09, 2018, 08:50:55 AM
On your way to work?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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mirth

#958
January 09, 2018, 09:05:33 AM
Above freezing here for the first time in 2 weeks.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#959
January 09, 2018, 09:40:03 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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