The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Barthheart

#1230
February 02, 2018, 08:10:39 AM
F'n cold here this morning..... -18C. Was +5C at 4 pm yesterday....  :P

OJsDad

#1231
February 02, 2018, 08:11:59 AM
10F here today, 0 with the wind chill. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

OJsDad

#1232
February 02, 2018, 08:14:16 AM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#1233
February 02, 2018, 08:18:35 AM
It's been tried. Apparently he is an immortal demon from the ninth circle of Hell.

(cue JP to explain why he's actually from the fifth circle of Hell and is minor devil named Marmotus)
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#1234
February 02, 2018, 08:29:54 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2018, 08:18:35 AM
It's been tried. Apparently he is an immortal demon from the ninth circle of Hell.

(cue JP to explain why he's actually from the fifth circle of Hell and is minor devil named Marmotus)

in Haiku

Gusington

#1235
February 02, 2018, 09:30:27 AM
Icy snowy hell on the drive in but we survived intact - had to take an alternate route though - and made it in by 715.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1236
February 02, 2018, 10:55:26 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#1237
February 02, 2018, 10:58:35 AM
 :2funny:

Toonces

#1238
February 02, 2018, 11:10:10 AM
My son and I saw a groundhog the other day while I was driving him home from practice.  If I thought it would shorten winter, I would have swerved and killed the son of a bitch.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

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bayonetbrant

#1239
February 02, 2018, 11:49:02 AM
Quote from: Toonces on February 02, 2018, 07:33:04 AM
So anybody else at work at 0730?   >:(


bwahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaah

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OJsDad

#1240
February 02, 2018, 12:41:56 PM
I hit a groundhog a few years ago, going 70 mph down the highway.  Did over $2000 of damage to my car.  No, I didn't hit it on purpose. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Staggerwing

#1241
February 02, 2018, 07:16:51 PM
I often have groundhogs living under my shed. They are quite skittish and amazingly fast for the fat little f*ckers they are.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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trailrunner

#1242
February 03, 2018, 07:36:20 AM
Headed out for a run.  12 F right now.  Life is good.

OJsDad

#1243
February 03, 2018, 08:56:42 AM
Accuweather is so funny.  They're saying we could have a total of a foot of snow from Sunday through Tuesday.  Never going to happen.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington

#1244
February 03, 2018, 05:45:02 PM
Trailrunner you should hook up with my State Guard CSM who had us form up outside this morning.
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