The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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mirth

#1275
February 07, 2018, 12:48:40 PM
This is the time of year when winter really starts to break you down.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#1276
February 07, 2018, 12:52:21 PM
Starts? 
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

#1277
February 07, 2018, 12:56:55 PM
Quote from: Toonces on February 07, 2018, 12:52:21 PM
Starts? 

I realize it started for you in October.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#1278
February 07, 2018, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 07, 2018, 12:48:40 PM
This is the time of year when winter really starts to break you down.

Yep, Feb. is the worst....  :buck2:

Sir Slash

#1279
February 07, 2018, 01:12:35 PM
When are you guys going to learn?  Don't piss-off the Groundhog!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#1280
February 07, 2018, 01:14:27 PM
I'd rather eat the ground hog than have to watch it again.... >:(

Sir Slash

#1281
February 07, 2018, 01:21:13 PM
My doctor says they're high in cholesterol.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#1282
February 07, 2018, 01:23:00 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 07, 2018, 01:21:13 PM
My doctor says they're high in cholesterol.

That just means they taste good.

Gusington

#1283
February 07, 2018, 02:18:42 PM
Two hours to shovel out the driveway...ugh
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Barthheart

#1284
February 07, 2018, 02:29:27 PM
They make machines for that you know.....

mirth

#1285
February 07, 2018, 02:31:20 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on February 07, 2018, 02:29:27 PM
They make machines for that you know.....

Right?  :uglystupid2:
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#1286
February 07, 2018, 04:27:46 PM
And kids.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Toonces

#1287
February 07, 2018, 05:37:18 PM
It rained like crazy here.  It was this wintry mix bullshit slush crap.  Thank goodness it wasn't snow or we'd be buried.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

#1288
February 07, 2018, 07:18:36 PM
The freezing rain is great.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1289
February 07, 2018, 08:21:59 PM
^Yes. That's why I had to shovel. Jerkface.

Closed down an interstate south of me today for hours because of a massive pile up too.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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