The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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trailrunner

#1470
February 25, 2018, 07:30:03 PM
Sure, it's got a pool.  No matter where you are, just keep heading west until you find it.  It's so big, you can't possibly miss it.

Gusington

#1471
February 25, 2018, 08:45:32 PM
Bladder voiding is part of the hawt p0rn sex package, you prude.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1472
February 25, 2018, 08:48:07 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 25, 2018, 08:45:32 PM
Bladder voiding is part of the hawt p0rn sex package, you prude.

And I'm out!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#1473
February 25, 2018, 08:56:16 PM Last Edit: February 26, 2018, 03:34:54 PM by Toonces
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"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Gusington

#1474
February 26, 2018, 01:27:52 PM
Today is Monday, Commander.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1475
February 26, 2018, 01:28:39 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 26, 2018, 01:27:52 PM
Today is Monday, Commander.

It can be tricky keeping track.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1476
February 26, 2018, 01:29:43 PM
Keeping track of the drinks?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#1477
February 26, 2018, 01:30:54 PM
Those too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1478
February 26, 2018, 01:31:41 PM
~fin~
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#1479
February 26, 2018, 02:52:02 PM
For those of you who don't have pools, 'invirwwswwsed' is the code word the sanitize then steam-clean all pool surfaces after people have been hawt porn sex and bladder voiding in it. It's in the instructions.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#1480
February 26, 2018, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 26, 2018, 02:52:02 PM
For those of you who don't have pools, 'invirwwswwsed' is the code word the sanitize then steam-clean all pool surfaces after people have been hawt porn sex and bladder voiding in it. It's in the instructions.

Grogheads: Entertaining AND Educational
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#1483
February 26, 2018, 09:19:04 PM
You are a wise man.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#1484
February 26, 2018, 09:30:51 PM
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