Bear, Vodka, Stalingrad!

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steve58

January 29, 2021, 05:16:15 PM Last Edit: January 29, 2021, 05:19:40 PM by steve58
:2funny:  This might be worth the whole $2.  (Hey, its Friday and after 5pm!)




https://store.steampowered.com/app/1232130/BEAR_VODKA_STALINGRAD/
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Gusington

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January 29, 2021, 05:23:14 PM
This game came up in my Steam feed and I was like WTF. After watching the video, I am still like WTF.
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steve58

#2
January 29, 2021, 05:24:27 PM
Shadup and here, have some vodkkaaa  :crazy2:
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Gusington

#3
January 29, 2021, 05:26:37 PM
Can I drink beer and play that? Or is it incompatible?
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steve58

#4
January 29, 2021, 05:40:41 PM
vodkkaaa only comrade!
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

Sir Slash

#5
January 29, 2021, 11:13:58 PM
That video is making me very thirsty.
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Toonces

#6
January 30, 2021, 01:05:37 PM
That is bloody brilliant!

I may have to get that game...that looks like perfect Friday filler.
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Gusington

#7
January 30, 2021, 01:08:10 PM
If ever there was a game made for one man...
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Toonces

#8
January 30, 2021, 01:30:24 PM
Seriously. 

When I see games like this, I wonder why in the heck didn't I think of it?!

So I have this idea for a game....your character is this bear wearing a kilt wielding a broadsword, and he goes around slaying English soldiers and chugging Scotch...

And don't any of you guys steal that idea, either!   >:(
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Sir Slash

#9
January 30, 2021, 03:14:23 PM
Never! My new idea for a game. You're a bear in the Tennessee hills drinking Moonshine and going around eating campers.  :bd:
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airboy

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January 30, 2021, 03:29:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 30, 2021, 03:14:23 PM
Never! My new idea for a game. You're a bear in the Tennessee hills drinking Moonshine and going around eating campers hippies.  :bd:

FIFU.

steve58

#11
January 30, 2021, 04:39:42 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2021, 04:48:37 PM by steve58
Quote from: airboy on January 30, 2021, 03:29:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on January 30, 2021, 03:14:23 PM
Never! My new idea for a game. You're a bear in the Tennessee hills drinking Moonshine and going around eating campers hippies.  :bd:

FIFU.

I thought all the hippies in that part of the country were in Asheville, NC?   :-\ 

I guarantee there are no hippies in the Tennessee hills.  My wife is from a little town near Greeneville.  She has relatives so far up in them hills, I'll probably never meet them.  We went to a family reunion way up in the hills some years ago and got semi-lost.  When we pulled into a "driveway" to turn around, the home owner came out...with a shotgun...to see what was going on.  Turns out he was pretty nice and re-directed us, but still.
Government is not the solution to our problem—government is the problem.   Ronald Reagan
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.   Thomas Jefferson
During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.   George Orwell  The truth is quiet...It's the lies that are loud.   Jesus Revolution
If you ever find yourself in need of a safe space then you're probably going to have to stop calling yourself a social justice warrior. You cannot be a warrior and a pansy at the same time   Mike Adams (RIP Mike)

al_infierno

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January 30, 2021, 08:36:22 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2021, 08:38:01 PM by al_infierno
I know it's probably a bit much to ask for historical accuracy in a game about a Russian bear shooting up the Wehrmacht in Stalingrad, but why does he have an AK?!?!  They could have at least used a PPSH model instead...
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Sir Slash

#13
January 30, 2021, 10:30:18 PM
If he would put the gun down for a second, I'd like to ask him if it's true about a bear in the woods and all. Also, what's with the hat?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

airboy

#14
January 30, 2021, 10:50:33 PM
Quote from: al_infierno on January 30, 2021, 08:36:22 PM
I know it's probably a bit much to ask for historical accuracy in a game about a Russian bear shooting up the Wehrmacht in Stalingrad, but why does he have an AK?!?!  They could have at least used a PPSH model instead...

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