Rex Tutonicorum - An Altmark/Brandenburg CKII AAR - Count to King

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It's Mum, i cant leave her in the hands of Muslim savages, shes brought back home

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Hooray for Christians - i never got chance to send anyone

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The first of the county handouts to try and bring down the demesne penalty. I chose the least profitable and most rebellious, let it be someone elses problem

In the background Lausitz is in the process of being reclaimed, and rebel forces clash in the North

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.....the new county didnt cheer him up enough, i grant him an honorary title to bring him further in line - ill have to keep an eye on this one

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balls

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More land being handed out - i imagine when i come of age my demesne limit will increase but im not going to make it that far at this rate!

After wiping out the rebel forces near Hamburg the army marches south to reclaim Weimar

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yeah, this is starting to take the p*** now! ill be haemorrhaging money soon

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In the top right the HRE is killed fighting Matilda in Italy.

The 2 armies start to battle their way through rebel garrison forces

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Crap, if this goes through it will be impossible to declare war on other provinces within the HRE - our horizons will have to be expanded further to England, Spain and Scandanavia

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Uncle Poppo wants a white peace, he's told to blow it out of his ass - he's going to jail

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Enough now with these!!

Note in the message log the approvals of Medium Crown Authority - the fools

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Ive come of age as Freddy goddamn Mercury!! Im an amateurish plotter - fear my dastardly deeds

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I summon my bride with the claim in Bavaria, and take the prestige points, and Huw the Poo ruins the moment in the bottom right hand corner!

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Poppo loses the war of my Sister in Law's/Mother's war of tyranny - a life in prison for him

'We are the champions, weeee arrrrre the Champions..........'

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Boy, boy, boy!!!!

Im suffering a -20% populairity penalty with the vassals for having a female heir - my sister