Comrade: A Soviet Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

Started by BanzaiCat, December 13, 2013, 06:24:48 PM

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BanzaiCat

Comrades,

I've seen this done elsewhere, usually with hilarious effect. You're presented with a scenario/situation and you reply in the thread with what command you would type into the parser. It doesn't have to be simplistic, like "go north;" you can type more than that, and it can be just about anything you wish. I can produce the graphics in Photoshop and post the "results" after each command is given.

This might or might not work, depending on the sick minds we have around here. And this could just be an entirely lame idea, too. Who knows.

Just in case more than one command is actually presented, I'll choose the best one, or perhaps run multiple results. It just depends.

So here we go:




Staggerwing

Turn to Comrade Ivanoski and say "True! and heat, damp or dry, is no match for Glorious Dialectic of Workers' Paradise!"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat


endfire79

Comrade, bold comrade!  The capitalist chickens are surprised by our advance to the East and have laid an egg for us!
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

BanzaiCat


bob48

save egg for glorious soviet state - pick it up and evacuate egg to the east
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!