Army to deply new BA-1100Ns over DC

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Staggerwing

#15
December 18, 2014, 08:26:24 PM
The number of puns is really starting to balloon.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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GDS_Starfury

#16
December 18, 2014, 08:30:54 PM
puns at Groghears are where the rubber meets the road.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#17
December 18, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 08:21:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2014, 07:02:37 PMBrant you're incordirigible.

It's been a goodyear for humor

Uplifting even.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#18
December 18, 2014, 09:30:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 08:21:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2014, 07:02:37 PMBrant you're incordirigible.
It's been a goodyear for humor
Uplifting even.
It's good that we're not just cycling thru the same old tired puns.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#19
December 18, 2014, 09:37:31 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 09:30:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2014, 09:06:29 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 08:21:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2014, 07:02:37 PMBrant you're incordirigible.
It's been a goodyear for humor
Uplifting even.
It's good that we're not just cycling thru the same old tired puns.

We've risen to new heights of punnery.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#20
December 18, 2014, 09:43:40 PM
might think so.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#21
December 18, 2014, 10:57:12 PM
That was a noble attempt at humor
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#22
December 18, 2014, 11:15:08 PM
I periodically get one right.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#23
December 19, 2014, 04:36:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 10:57:12 PM
That was a noble attempt at humor
I could almost forgive you for this one. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#24
December 19, 2014, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 19, 2014, 04:36:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 10:57:12 PMThat was a noble attempt at humor
I could almost forgive you for this one. 

I was rather impressed with Star's retort, myself.  Usually he's just blowing hot air. 
But he managed to be funny, on-topic, and grammatically correct all at once.  Clearly, something's up.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#25
December 19, 2014, 07:55:50 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2014, 06:12:21 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 19, 2014, 04:36:00 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 10:57:12 PMThat was a noble attempt at humor
I could almost forgive you for this one. 

I was rather impressed with Star's retort, myself.  Usually he's just blowing hot air. 
But he managed to be funny, on-topic, and grammatically correct all at once.  Clearly, something's up.

His account's been hacked!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#26
December 19, 2014, 09:01:52 AM
You're just floating that idea out there, aren't you?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#27
December 19, 2014, 09:08:03 AM
well hes hardly grounded.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#28
December 19, 2014, 09:35:02 AM
I'm not as flighty as you.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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