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The US Navy on one Poster
« on: April 28, 2015, 08:00:46 PM »
No idea where to get one for print.

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Bes, stop drooling on the screen

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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2015, 08:02:45 PM »
hawt
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2015, 08:52:22 PM »
that poster gave me an erection.
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2015, 04:17:27 AM »
Verrah, verrah nice-ah, but needs moar Zumwalt.
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2015, 05:35:18 AM »
I noticed they didn't assign a "class" to the Pueblo
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2015, 05:36:36 AM »
What? What did you say?
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 05:41:19 AM »
I noticed they didn't assign a "class" to the Pueblo

Releasing the Pueblo from Nork captivity should be part of any future negotiations with them.
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2015, 06:01:57 AM »
And I thought they had more ships.

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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2015, 07:50:05 AM »
And I thought they had more ships.

you're 30 years late with that-there "thinking" son ;)
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 07:57:10 AM »
We're still the big kid on the block.
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2015, 08:15:10 AM »
Releasing the Pueblo from Nork captivity should be part of any future negotiations with them.

+1
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2015, 12:32:54 PM »
I love that the Constitution is included.  :smitten: 

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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2015, 06:21:24 PM »
Sad that the remaining Perry's will be off that poster by the end of this year.
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2015, 08:34:04 AM »
nah.  we'll be adding more Burkes and LSC's in their place.
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Re: The US Navy on one Poster
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2015, 09:14:48 AM »
The LCSs are not a suitable replacement, imho.

I'm all for adding more Burkes, but having multi-billion dollar AEGIS destroyers doing the work of Figs is not a good use of resources.

The Perry's were real workhorses.
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