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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 07:41:15 AM »
Nice. How many have you bought so far?

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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 09:32:42 AM »
According to Max Brooks, chainsaws are inefficient against zombies due to their weight and reliance upon fuel. Much better to have a regular bayonet on that thing, IMHO.

Of course, according to Ash, chainsaws are excellent against the Evil Dead. So choose who you believe more.
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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2012, 09:36:17 AM »
Max Brooks doesn't know what he is talking about.  He clearly has not factored style or bragging rights into the equation.
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2012, 09:44:45 AM »
LOL

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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 09:45:11 AM »
According to Max Brooks, chainsaws are inefficient against zombies due to their weight and reliance upon fuel. Much better to have a regular bayonet on that thing, IMHO.

Of course, according to Ash, chainsaws are excellent against the Evil Dead. So choose who you believe more.
That little gem is electric so all you would need to do is scrounge batteries and some basic solar panels such as the
kind you can put in your car window to run small fans in Summer. I'd worry more about the splatter factor as some
mentioned in the comments section. I doubt I'd look very BadAss running around dressed like HazMat the Bunny...



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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 05:05:21 AM »
hey JH, you never commented about .950 rifle I post over at 'the other place'.
what???  it wasnt big enough for ya?
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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2012, 05:58:01 AM »
hey JH, you never commented about .950 rifle I post over at 'the other place'.
what???  it wasnt big enough for ya?

I must have missed that post!?!? I'll go see if I can dig it up, or better yet...post it here!
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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 08:58:44 PM »
Max Brooks doesn't know what he is talking about.  He clearly has not factored style or bragging rights into the equation.

Got to keep up morale somehow in a post-Zombie world.

But you have read World War Z, right?
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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2012, 11:17:07 AM »
That saw needs a longer bar on it and a splash shield - or maybe a flamethrower ?

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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 11:23:06 AM »
That saw needs a longer bar on it and a splash shield - or maybe a flamethrower ?

Why be so small minded?

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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2012, 11:32:50 AM »
After seeing that article posted elsewhere on this site, its pretty obvious that the best place to kill zombies is at an airport with big assed jet engines.
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Re: Zombie Guns...Hey, you never know.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2012, 01:04:56 PM »
Any time is a good time for pie.

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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2012, 01:22:51 PM »
Her ability to adapt has ensured that sheremains relevant ! ;)

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