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besilarius

October 23, 2015, 06:22:59 AM
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/business/article/russia-wants-an-aircraft-supercarrier-but-can-it-build-one/517990.html

Did someone leave Mahan on Vladi's night stand?
Until they expand their shipbuilding facilities, a very expensive proposition, this is all hype.  They will need a new, very large drydock, for one thing.
Still, this represents a dream of being a major naval force that goes back to Peter the Great.
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mirth

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October 23, 2015, 07:28:36 AM
I hope they spend billions trying, again.
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GDS_Starfury

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October 23, 2015, 08:58:42 AM
and then sell it to the Chinese as a theme park.
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November 04, 2015, 06:37:31 PM
I think Japan will buy it and turn it into a giant robot.
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