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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: USS Jimmy Carter Returns to Port Flying Jolly Roger
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2017, 02:12:26 AM »
That looks in shit state  ;D
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Re: USS Jimmy Carter Returns to Port Flying Jolly Roger
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2017, 04:43:35 AM »
Maybe the dents and scrapes happened during the 'mission'? It wouldn't take long for the exposed metal to rust. Probably not much chance to repaint while underway either.
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Re: USS Jimmy Carter Returns to Port Flying Jolly Roger
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2017, 05:48:42 AM »
 “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

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Re: USS Jimmy Carter Returns to Port Flying Jolly Roger
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2017, 06:12:00 AM »
That looks in shit state  ;D

That's what happens when you actually use the ships :P
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Re: USS Jimmy Carter Returns to Port Flying Jolly Roger
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2017, 06:38:52 AM »
The shit that raises eyebrows and generates news these days... ::)
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Re: USS Jimmy Carter Returns to Port Flying Jolly Roger
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2017, 06:41:47 AM »
Beats talking about Trump.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.