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Re: Space!
« Reply #60 on: May 29, 2018, 11:15:12 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Space!
« Reply #61 on: June 07, 2018, 08:00:49 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Space!
« Reply #62 on: June 07, 2018, 08:01:52 AM »
^Why are they dumping their septic tank?
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Re: Space!
« Reply #63 on: June 07, 2018, 08:04:33 AM »
Standard Imperial procedure

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Space!
« Reply #64 on: June 07, 2018, 10:58:13 AM »
It's shark lure. They wanted to prank the frogmen.
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Re: Space!
« Reply #65 on: June 07, 2018, 05:32:47 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Space!
« Reply #66 on: June 18, 2018, 07:10:56 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Space!
« Reply #67 on: June 18, 2018, 12:35:44 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Space!
« Reply #68 on: June 19, 2018, 07:25:58 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Space!
« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2018, 07:30:20 AM »
^That's cool but they edited out the Nazi base.  :-"
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"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

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Re: Space!
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2018, 07:44:16 AM »
^That's cool but they edited out the Nazi base.  :-"

It's there, just well camouflaged.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Space!
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2018, 07:52:49 PM »
Construction already begun on the Space Force’s fleet:  :D


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Re: Space!
« Reply #72 on: June 21, 2018, 08:13:09 PM »
^ Fake!

Someone 'shopped out USS DONALD TRUMP and replaced it with some other name.
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Re: Space!
« Reply #73 on: June 22, 2018, 06:03:01 AM »
Fake, because we all know the Enterprise wasn't constructed on a planet's surface.  :nerd:
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Re: Space!
« Reply #74 on: June 22, 2018, 06:09:49 AM »
True dat.
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