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Re: Space!
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2018, 05:28:19 PM »
He promised that Benedict Cumberbatch would play me.
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Re: Space!
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2018, 05:41:17 PM »
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Re: Space!
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2018, 06:54:03 PM »
and lens flare  L:-)
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Re: Space!
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2018, 09:22:40 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Space!
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2018, 12:13:42 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Space!
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2018, 06:35:20 PM »
Speaking of Yuri and cosmonauts in general, did you ever hear the creepy recording of Vladimir Komarov cursing the Soviets and everyone that put him into his capsule, while he plummeted to his death?



There's a lot of stuff out there on Cosmonauts that supposedly went up before Yuri and died horrible deaths, covered up (of course) by the Soviets.

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Re: Space!
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2018, 07:19:29 PM »
I've heard of the incident, but I've never heard the recording.
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Re: Space!
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2018, 07:25:06 PM »
Aren't there other recordings of cosmonauts supposedly lost in space during that time?
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Re: Space!
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2018, 08:10:52 PM »
There was that story about a Yupiter-1 craft with the Sem'ya Robinsonski aboard going missing...
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Re: Space!
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2018, 09:08:30 AM »
Here's a possible female Cosmonaut:


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Re: Space!
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2018, 01:40:23 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Space!
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2018, 03:37:45 PM »
Great. So, Barth has Dextre to help him plot the downfall of mankind, now.

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Re: Space!
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2018, 04:05:21 PM »
we have GusTeamSeal
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Space!
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2018, 06:20:26 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Space!
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2018, 04:54:29 PM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus