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Offline besilarius

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The Perfect Baby Food
« on: May 06, 2015, 06:16:01 PM »
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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2015, 01:58:40 PM »
 :o

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2015, 01:58:59 PM »
Just for emphasis... 

 :o

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2015, 05:59:41 PM »
I dunno... Bob seems to have turned out fine so there could be something to it.

Though, given the choice I'd opt for the spam.

Mmmm... spamwich... on hearty wheat bread with a slice of muenster and a smear of dijonnaise...  :smitten:
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Offline Martok

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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2015, 06:08:26 PM »
You had me getting all hot & bothered til you mentioned the dijonnaise.  >:( 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2015, 06:19:35 PM »
The recipe code is mod-friendly.  O0
Vituđ ér enn - eđa hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2015, 11:20:31 PM »
there are no forum appropriate images I can post for the perfect baby food.
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Re: The Perfect Baby Food
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2015, 02:50:38 AM »
there are no forum appropriate images I can post for the perfect baby food.

Not if you also want to include the source, no probably not.  ;) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces