China Lands Fighter on Carrier

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Windigo

#1
November 26, 2012, 12:16:55 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

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November 26, 2012, 02:03:07 PM
C'mon up to Current Events, Migsy; we've already got a thread there about it! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

MIGMaster

#3
November 26, 2012, 03:12:18 PM
Its so hard keeping you with you guys!   :D

Martok

#4
November 26, 2012, 04:55:04 PM
Believe me, I know the feeling.  ;) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#5
November 26, 2012, 05:56:07 PM
Quote from: MIGMaster on November 26, 2012, 03:12:18 PM
Its so hard keeping you with you guys!   :D

Note to File:  Do not let Martok run behind you.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

#6
November 26, 2012, 06:27:48 PM
Unless being chased by a bull.
If you're being chased by a bull, you want to lead the pack, not follow.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#7
November 26, 2012, 09:28:24 PM
Quote from: besilarius on November 26, 2012, 06:27:48 PM
Unless being chased by a bull.
If you're being chased by a bull, you want to lead the pack, not follow.

Same applies to zombies and dragons.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#8
November 27, 2012, 05:03:30 AM
Quote from: Windigo on November 26, 2012, 05:56:07 PM
Quote from: MIGMaster on November 26, 2012, 03:12:18 PM
Its so hard keeping you with you guys!   :D

Note to File:  Do not let Martok run behind you.
Hey now!  The only thing you'd have to worry about is if I were to trip and lose my grip on my mek'leth... 

Never mind, you may have a point there.  :-\ 


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
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