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Offline besilarius

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“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: 3 Carrier Groups
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2012, 06:46:36 PM »
I get an error from the link.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: 3 Carrier Groups
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 05:02:56 AM »
Try this?
“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”.  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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Re: 3 Carrier Groups
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2012, 08:31:54 AM »
Lt. Kara Wade??!!   :o  ;D

Personally, I don't think that Mrs. Timberlake is all that hot.
Any time is a good time for pie.

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Re: 3 Carrier Groups
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2012, 08:46:53 AM »

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Re: 3 Carrier Groups
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2012, 08:47:24 AM »
Lt. Kara Wade??!!   :o ;D

Personally, I don't think that Mrs. Timberlake is all that hot.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: 3 Carrier Groups
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2012, 09:01:45 AM »
So when did you start calling it "crackers"?
Any time is a good time for pie.