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Offline GDS_Starfury

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Re: Planes!
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2013, 08:35:46 PM »
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Re: Planes!
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2013, 09:24:09 PM »
Stop harshing my Jazz, GDS. Any old Wilde Sau knows what Schräge Musik is. And anyone with a copy of Blueprint for Mars knows about the Sound Cannon.

It was, IMHO, one of the more cleverer grogjokes ever.  It made my dumb joke into something sublime.
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Re: Planes!
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2013, 09:50:37 PM »
actually no.
you all get -10 grog points as the Schräge Musik was a upward facing cannon system for night fighters.
what you "grogs" were looking for was the Schallkanone.


Dude, I know exactly what Schraege Musik is.

We have been having fun.

Now...I seem to recall needing to speak to you about something, Star. What was it...?

Offline mirth

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Re: Planes!
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2013, 11:43:35 PM »
actually no.
you all get -10 grog points as the Schräge Musik was a upward facing cannon system for night fighters.
what you "grogs" were looking for was the Schallkanone.


Dude, I know exactly what Schraege Musik is.

We have been having fun.

Now...I seem to recall needing to speak to you about something, Star. What was it...?

Having fun...when did that become such a difficult concept around here?
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Re: Planes!
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2013, 09:38:15 AM »
Since when can we be arbitrarily stripped of grogpoints?
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Re: Planes!
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2013, 10:48:56 AM »
Since when can we be arbitrarily stripped of grogpoints?

When we arbitrarily feel like it  :-*

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Re: Planes!
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2013, 11:10:06 AM »

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Re: Planes!
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2013, 11:19:47 AM »
you all get -10 grog points as the Schräge Musik was a upward facing cannon system for night fighters.
Specifically fitted to the Ju88G and operated by NJG 102.
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Re: Planes!
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2013, 11:46:49 PM »
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Planes!
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2013, 11:48:13 PM »
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Planes!
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2013, 11:51:41 PM »






Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Planes!
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2013, 11:56:07 PM »




Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Planes!
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2013, 05:40:38 AM »
^I love the picture of the A-10
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Re: Planes!
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2013, 01:43:25 PM »
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: Planes!
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2013, 03:35:42 PM »
+1 Windigo. Got a good chuckle from that one.
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