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GDS_Starfury

#2205
August 05, 2017, 05:24:57 PM
well.... its a thing if you're single.  that shit takes up a lot of space.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#2206
August 05, 2017, 05:29:00 PM
Reminds me of the guy with the "JANGbricks" channel on YouTube.



And this dude is married. I saw at least one other video of his where he showed off about 40 Lego sets he bought all at once from a Toys R Us store.


mirth

#2207
August 07, 2017, 03:18:54 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#2208
August 08, 2017, 06:48:04 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#2209
August 10, 2017, 11:28:31 AM
QuoteUSAF Cpt. Neville conducts a flight sortie with his F-16 above northern Japan, Jun. 12, 2017

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#2210
August 10, 2017, 11:41:38 AM
Quote from: besilarius on August 08, 2017, 06:48:04 AM
P47 film from 1943.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10Wh-3MsTWY

little jimmy is a marriage wrecker and a ****block
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#2211
August 10, 2017, 03:36:10 PM
QuoteCatalinas at Espiritu Santo, 1942.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2212
August 10, 2017, 03:37:24 PM
QuoteSix F-105B-10-REs Thunderchiefs (6 of 9 block 10 aircraft built) parked on the ramp

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2213
August 10, 2017, 03:38:54 PM
QuoteF-111As

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#2214
August 10, 2017, 03:45:52 PM
I always thought that the F111 was an amazing looking aircraft.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#2215
August 10, 2017, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 10, 2017, 11:28:31 AM
QuoteUSAF Cpt. Neville conducts a flight sortie with his F-16 above northern Japan, Jun. 12, 2017



Looks like the GIB was running late.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#2216
August 10, 2017, 07:29:55 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2217
August 14, 2017, 08:00:14 AM
QuoteRussian Sukhoi Su-24MR

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#2218
August 14, 2017, 08:14:48 AM
Looks like an F-111 from that angle. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

#2219
August 15, 2017, 07:12:33 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on August 14, 2017, 08:14:48 AM
Looks like an F-111 from that angle.

Fortunately the Soviets would never have copied/stolen our designs!  O:-)
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