F35 - Bad idea made worse over time?

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mirth

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 30, 2014, 10:54:02 PM
you also have no argument for my point, which is this:  at some point you have to freeze a design in order to move forward and have that design grow.  at this point every fuckstick in the Pentagon has held up the F-35 program with a interest study.  theres probably some butter bar butthead grunt, whos a mouth breather, that wanted to know if the damn plane could microwave his God damned MRE from 35000 feet.  and that fuckstick cost the taxpayer $350,000 in research costs and held the plane up by 2 months.

now dont piss me off.
I found the gloves.

Who's arguing the point? The procurement process and desire to have "one plane to rule them all" has fucked the F-35 program all along.
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mirth

It's fun to rile you up, but now I'm going back to watching Nazi Mega Weapons on Netflix.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: mirth on December 30, 2014, 11:03:17 PMI'm going back to watching Nazi Mega Weapons on Netflix.

theres no reason to bring your fleshlight to this conversation.
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: mirth on December 30, 2014, 10:59:03 PM
Show me proof that right now the F-35 can use the latest USAF external targeting pod without any additional time or cost.

show me that it cant.

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.



mirth

You're going to get Star all pissy.




Excellent  O0
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

And then there's this:


F-35 Delayed After Fourth Prototype Becomes Self-Aware And Has To Be Destroyed

QuoteAs to what steps might be taken to prevent future prototypes from achieving self-awareness, Fennell explained, "We're developing a net-centric cluster-group forum, a sort of network for their collective 'minds.' We hope that it will keep them from creating unique self-identities, and instead form one easy-to-manage super identity."

Asked what it might be called, Fennell considered it for a moment.

"Well, the F-35 hovers and flies in the sky, and we're creating a network of them, so ... maybe something like 'Sky-Net?' That has a nice ring to it."



Read more: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/02/f35-delays-sentience/#ixzz3dHKlpfeK

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mirth

Too bad about the 35, but Jessica Biel was smokin hawt in that bikini.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

Quote from: mirth on June 16, 2015, 08:34:41 PM
Too bad about the 35, but Jessica Biel was smokin hawt in that bikini.

You mean this bikini?

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

That's the one. Best part of that stupid movie.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

I read yesterday about the top gun sequel been given the go ahead - would it be the f35 if it was based on the here and now?

mirth

Quote from: undercovergeek on January 29, 2016, 11:26:33 AM
I read yesterday about the top gun sequel been given the go ahead - would it be the f35 if it was based on the here and now?

Top Gun: Stuck on the Tarmac
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus