Soviet Project 705 Lira (NATO Alfa) SSN

Started by mirth, April 18, 2014, 07:44:11 AM

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mirth

Fantastic gallery of the Alfa, with informative captions:

http://imgur.com/a/WyJ20
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

And something to listen to while you browse the gallery







"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

just looking at this photo can make you sterile!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Airborne Rifles

Here's a story for you.

When I was living in Russia as a kid (my parents were missionaries) our ministry hosted a staff conference in St. Petersburg. One of the Russian staff for the ministry was a former Soviet missile submarine skipper. He took all of us middle school aged kids (probably about 15 or so) to the naval base there, got us through the gate, and took us on a tour of an active Russian submarine. This was 1995 or so. I have no idea what class of sub it was or even if it was nuclear or diesel electric. We got to see the sail, the periscopes, control room, crew quarters, and torpedo room if I remember correctly. I also remember walking past a wardroom or whatever and a Russian officer looked up from a chart and gave me a nasty look. It was winter and the sub was one of several at the dock and all were iced in. Probably one of the more unique experiences I have had in my life and I knew it even back then. I doubt that would fly today.

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


endfire79

Quote from: Airborne Rifles on April 18, 2014, 11:27:16 AM
Here's a story for you.

When I was living in Russia as a kid (my parents were missionaries) our ministry hosted a staff conference in St. Petersburg. One of the Russian staff for the ministry was a former Soviet missile submarine skipper. He took all of us middle school aged kids (probably about 15 or so) to the naval base there, got us through the gate, and took us on a tour of an active Russian submarine. This was 1995 or so. I have no idea what class of sub it was or even if it was nuclear or diesel electric. We got to see the sail, the periscopes, control room, crew quarters, and torpedo room if I remember correctly. I also remember walking past a wardroom or whatever and a Russian officer looked up from a chart and gave me a nasty look. It was winter and the sub was one of several at the dock and all were iced in. Probably one of the more unique experiences I have had in my life and I knew it even back then. I doubt that would fly today.

Wow, nice!

This may seem like a silly question but in that photo - does anyone know what those rectangular shaped objects are between the subs?  (batteries??)
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GDS_Starfury

Im going to guess shoring supports for ships in drydock.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

^They do look similar to the ones under the righthand sub, turned 90 deg..
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