Introducing myself to you all

Started by Pelenise, October 15, 2015, 06:29:00 AM

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undercovergeek

You might have missed the bit in the terms and conditions about puns

You can't make any

And if Bob does you have to rip a clump of 'downstairs hairs' off whilst he's sleeping

It's the rules, I'm just the messenger

bawbs flying stache

Quote from: Pelenise on October 15, 2015, 06:29:00 AM
Hi everyone,  thanks for the invite to  this fantastic group,  I know its fantastic because my husband is here,  I give you a clue,  Bawbs 'stache. 

Ve must be-ink recommend using ze very stout und sthtroooong Krupp schteel fur deine frying pans vhen gehitting Bawb upside his head!

bob48

Infamy, Infamy.....you've all got it in for me.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Pelenise

Frying Pan and hair from downstairs,  hmm  find rubber gloves,  is this an initiation rite and what's the  timescale please?   :knuppel2:
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

How very little can be done under the spirit of fear.

Pelenise

Quote from: Sir Slash on October 15, 2015, 10:31:08 AM
Welcome to Grogs Mrs. Bob. Or is Bob Mr. Pelenise? What's that in your avatar closet? Is that the infamous "Stache"? In that case would it be a "Stache Stash"? Glad to have you among us and looking forward to all your corrections of Bob.

Bawbs 'stache in the freezer


If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

How very little can be done under the spirit of fear.

mirth

^hahahaha! You're gonna do just fine here!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Arctic Blast

Welcome aboard, punisher of bob!  ;D

Steelgrave

Welcome to She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed! At least, that's what Bob's 'Stache said to call you.

So Bawb, you're my friend and all, but what's the going rate for not telling alllll our stories about you? 

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek


mirth

I don't want no trouble with the stache
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

Agreed. The Stache is to be respected in all things. Bob on the other hand...... :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

I can see you're all enjoying this.

Carry on, boys. Don't mind me.

I can take it.

.............<sniff, sniff>...........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Wes

Welcome to...well...I think you already see what you have stepped into....ummm....Welcome!
"I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."  - Frank Herbert

MetalDog

Quote from: undercovergeek on October 15, 2015, 12:16:44 PM
You might have missed the bit in the terms and conditions about puns

You can't make any

And if Bob does you have to rip a clump of 'downstairs hairs' off whilst he's sleeping


It's the rules, I'm just the messenger

This is all true.  Please abide by the rules. 


Welcome, Den!  Glad to have you with us!  As you may have guessed, mine and bob's chin wags are indicative of the sort of fellow you'll find around here.  And now it's a finer place for your being here :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob