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Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Arctic Blast

Quote from: Tpek on September 09, 2013, 05:56:22 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on September 09, 2013, 05:28:52 AM


You realize that if left alone and unchecked they might procreate, right?

Agreed! The only good answer is to hold both of their heads underwater. We have to be sure!

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

Please tell me that's not a serious posting!
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

my favorite response in one of those threads:

the ASCII facepalm


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The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

^^ Dude, that isn't just ASCII facepalm, THAT'S ASCII PICARD FACEPALM!!!
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Windigo

the response to the assertion that the Earth is a cylinder held up by pillars (aka Old Testament literalism)

"The Earth is shaped like a banana"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Tpek

Quote from: Windigo on September 10, 2013, 10:32:37 AM
the response to the assertion that the Earth is a cylinder held up by pillars (aka Old Testament literalism)

"The Earth is shaped like a banana"

I don't really remember Earth ever being described that way (or much at all in fact) in the Tanach.

Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: Centurion40 on September 10, 2013, 09:38:00 AM
Please tell me that's not a serious posting!

Please tell me she is not growing up a dozen kids.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Windigo

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on September 10, 2013, 12:07:59 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on September 10, 2013, 09:38:00 AM
Please tell me that's not a serious posting!

Please tell me she is not growing up a dozen kids.

well documented demographic  is that undereducated, religious conservatives have more kids than educated people
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Mr. Bigglesworth

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus