More Pix For A Laugh

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Windigo

#2790
October 18, 2013, 03:26:41 PM
your humour is really elemental
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

#2791
October 18, 2013, 03:28:37 PM
...but only periodically.....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#2792
October 18, 2013, 03:31:50 PM
you say that like its truly a matter of fact...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

#2793
October 18, 2013, 03:34:20 PM
I can hardly barium to think about it.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

DoctorQuest

#2794
October 18, 2013, 03:45:43 PM
You guys always try to zinc to new lows.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

BanzaiCat

#2795
October 18, 2013, 03:46:35 PM
The humorous points of this thread argon now.

mirth

#2796
October 18, 2013, 03:48:57 PM
If I had a nickel for every bad pun...
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#2797
October 18, 2013, 03:53:29 PM
Only in Americium...

bob48

#2798
October 18, 2013, 03:55:26 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2013, 03:58:32 PM by bob48
I zinc you could well be right

oh bugger - beat me to it!

See where all this has lead to?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#2799
October 18, 2013, 03:56:57 PM
There's no curium for this thread.

W8taminute

#2800
October 18, 2013, 04:52:44 PM
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

bayonetbrant

#2801
October 18, 2013, 05:06:23 PM
We will iron out the standards of this thread later
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#2802
October 18, 2013, 05:08:05 PM
are you going to do that on the occasional or periodic table?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#2803
October 18, 2013, 05:26:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 18, 2013, 05:06:23 PM
We will iron out the standards of this thread later

When the hell did this thread get standards? Is this because we have a female member now? Just have Star hang some drapes and call it good!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#2804
October 18, 2013, 06:14:32 PM
You guys sure have a lot of Gallium posting these bad puns. Do us all a favor and Barium.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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